First impressions: our first hotel

The hotel where we're staying, is trying to look upscale, but when you look closely, it's dirty, and the walls are yellow. The fancy classical statues that are supposed to bring you to the glory of Old Europe, are all faded out, the lamp shades have tons of dust on them, and the lock on the door looks really flaky, like anybody could just kick the door in without trying too hard.

The seemingly fancy hotel doesn't have toilet paper or soap in the bathroom. But on the positive side, there's no rats or roaches either, so we can't complain.